Today, in San Francisco, we visited Pier 39. We shopped and browsed. When we were leaving, we got hotdogs. I went to unwrap mine and felt a SWOOSH of air over my head and when I looked down, my hotdog was gone!! No longer in my handand I stand in amazement that my hotdog just disappeared from sight! I look down for any form of hint to where my dawg went and all I see is a seagull, swallowing the last of my hotdog bun! I didn’t even have time to think! Bastard seagulls!! And the lady didn’t even replace my hotdog :(
