February 2010
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Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
January 2010
"nigga"
my drunk word.
i was your prime.
& you, well, you will never have better
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD...
shiskarob:
i'm having a good time, so why should i stop?
oh man. last night.
I was driving to homedepot to get something, and i make friends with the odd construction people who were there, they convinced me to buy $50 of the prettiest colors in spray paint i have ever seen. i decide to stop at walmart after this, only because its in the same parking lot. I’m in line and wait for 3 or 4 check outs when the nice woman in front of me finally gets her turn. I look...
thank you for ruining everything
We will crawl into a corner and self - destruct
its just me and you roberto
thank you for showing me the delicious flavors of my 3 shredded beef rolled tacos and my rice. for that i will always love you.
beards usa! →
i love all of these men :]
We are male bobcats
Saints are going to the super bowl
I think my dad just shit
I'm still the king of me
God, I’m such a babe. “Why yes, I am a good looking female buying video games, and this is chewbacca on my keychain, and yes I would love a discount on that Mario kart nintendo 64 game! Thank you so much!”
my mom comes home today!
“I can feel your hatred flowing like a cool breeze.”
– Dr. Robert Kelso (via animalsandmonsters)
best. breakfast. ever.
Womb to tomb
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i managed to scrape up what little coffee was left in the pot. my dad is trying to sing like dolores o’riordan from the cranberries. all three dogs are barking at each other for no reason the washer and dryer are sitting in the middle of my hallway. all my clean laundry is on my floor, and i didn’t put it there. livin’ on a prayer is blasting through my whole neighborhood. my...
its supposed to rain all week.
wow. thats a surprise.
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the sweet smell of hair dye and bud light.
its only 1:24 in the afternoon. i have to get my kicks in before work at 3:30. cheers to happy days.
So I made you drink my pee in a jello shot
That’s better than me having someone jizz on your tooth brush. Right? Yeah… I think it is. But I guess next time you try to talk shit and get me uninvited to the party, you should maybe think about the consequences. Yeah.. Work on that for me will you? Thanks.
PS it couldn’t have been that bad since you said the jello shots were awesome! So your welcome!!!
Deoderant that smells like cucumber melon? Yeah. that’s how I hide my grunge factor. Thanks for asking.
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breadsticks and 7-11 coffee
pickupyourfeeet:
awful-missy:
pickupyourfeeet:
awful-missy:
god life is good
What is 7-11? A cafe chain? I always thought it was a date until I read that…
7-11 is a gas station with cheap cookies, coffee and slurpees. its open 24 hours and its my 2nd home. :] email me your address and i’ll mail you home made 7-11 vanilla cappuccino so you can experience the amazing.
Won’t it be...
breadsticks and 7-11 coffee
pickupyourfeeet:
awful-missy:
god life is good
What is 7-11? A cafe chain? I always thought it was a date until I read that…
7-11 is a gas station with cheap cookies, coffee and slurpees. its open 24 hours and its my 2nd home. :] email me your address and i’ll mail you home made 7-11 vanilla cappuccino so you can experience the amazing.
breadsticks and 7-11 coffee
god life is good
Lizards have balls